oooh mr.strider!
Oh damn. Hey there, John Madokabert.
I don’t suppose you’d wanna make a deal with me, huh?
Pretty sure I could cover most of those wishes, kid.
you sure this isn’t actually granting your wish?
Never claimed to be an altruist. Doesn’t mean it can’t go both ways.
Mutual satisfaction and all that.
So tell me, John:
What do you wish for?
TG: not in this timeline
PLOT TWIST
June 2013
tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation
I fucking hate it when people complain to me about how my posts are only to “get notes” well newsflash you fucking asshole that’s the whole point of this retarded ass website what the fuck do you think I’m here for I didn’t come to this site to make friends I came here to conquer the motherfucking internet
“video games make people violent”
THAT’S RIGHT. IM GONNA AX YOUR HEAD OFF AS SOon as im done watering my plants and talking to the townsfolk.
